Dear Watson,
Congratulations again on your phenomenal win over Jeopardy’s two best ever contestants. Who would have thought a computer could master Jeopardy’s weird rules and manage play in natural English! But you did. And since that triumph in 2011, you have been busy exploiting the buzz you created. It turns out you are a marketing genius, too. Watson-powered tools are now solving problems in a wide range of areas, including medicine and my own field of law. This is so exciting.
Oh, I know there are naysayers. Some folks worry about robot overlords and the dangers of artificial intelligence, but we have managed the explosive growth of new technologies ...